Dear Mr. LaVelle E. Neal III,

Excuse me?! Who just says mean things about Nick Punto?! You're evil!

"If there was a Mount Rushmore of vilified Twin Cities sports figures, it probably would include these men: the Wolves' Kevin McHale, the Vikings' Tarvaris Jackson, the Wild's Martin Skoula and the Twins' Nick Punto."

Vilified sports figure? People love him! He's nice, and fun, and speedy, and loves the fans, and Michael Cuddyer hit it on the nose when he called him a 'human highlight reel.' And he took that punch for Morneau that one time. How the heck could anyone vilify him?

And to mention him in the same sentence as Kevin McHale? That's just harsh! (And extremely wrong!)

I would like to take you and put you in that Mount Rushmore! You meanie-head.

Sincerely,

Melilot D. Brandybuck I