I Just Love Her

Me looking at redbubble.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Looking for something Bucky Barnes.
Mom: What's Bucky Barnes?
Me: My new love.
Mom: Oh.
Me: I never cared about him in any of the Marvel movies, but then the show came out and now I'm in love.
Mom: I see.
Me: Also, now he's woo-woo. He had long hair before, and I was trying to figure out if it was just the haircut that made him woo-woo, but thought that it couldn't be just that and then I thought...do you know what I thought?
Mom: No.
Me: I thought, 'oh, how...'
Mom: He's 38.
Me: Yes, here, I'll show you.

Me: This is him in the first Captain America 

Mom: Ooh! Why didn't you like him then?!

Me: Yes, he was cute. But then this is him when he was brainwashed

 

 

Mom, not impressed: mm

Me: But this is him now

 

 Mom: OOhh, I see why you're more interested now.