things i did not accidentally chat at jasper's woo-woo brother today
"If you're ever bored, Angie and I can find something for you to do."
"If you ever need to step away from your computer, Angie and I could use you."
"If you have time sometime, Angie and I have something you could do for us."
"I have a proposition for you. Since you have a y chromosome..."
"Angie and I need a man."
"If you ever need to step away from your computer, Angie and I could use you."
"If you have time sometime, Angie and I have something you could do for us."
"I have a proposition for you. Since you have a y chromosome..."
"Angie and I need a man."
posted by melilotnfosco | 11:47 PM
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So...are you saying you accidentally DID chat these or did you think them. Because this reminds me of something my mom would say and then later realize how inappropriate it sounded. Like the time she asked the guy at Disneyland if he had nuts after asking him if he had balloon balls...
Isn't Angie married?
Lol, HM. I can just imagine your mom doing that. :)
yes, angie's married, but that doesn't mean it can't sound scandalous! i finally settled on something like, "if you ever need to get away from your desk sometime, angie and i could use your help moving furniture."
on dwts the other night, a couple danced to the 'bewitched' theme. after it was over, tom bergeron mentioned that there were two different darrens, dick york and dick sargent, and asked the dancer, 'so which were you?' 'i was both of them. i'm a universal dick.' my mom and i lost it, as did the audience. it was quite humorous when he realized what he said. :D
lol
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