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Monday, June 27, 2016

so last night

Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel of Sweden, Crown Prince Haakon and Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, and I'm not sure who the fourth royal couple was [I'd guess the Belgian or Dutch, but they are both kings and queens, not princes and princesses, and the couples in my dream were all princes and princesses, though this is a dream, so Belgian or Dutch royalty could have been demoted] and I went to the same school [not sure if it was high school or college]. One day they all decided to come to school dressed up as Disney characters. For some reason this did not seem odd. Instead my one consuming thought was that I had to look better than Princess Mary.
And so, since, you know, I'm classy, I decided to wear a stunning dress, which was basically this in lilac, with a silvery grey, long tulle skirt around the sides and back (no additional skirt in front).
I didn't particularly like the dress and wasn't at all comfortable in it, but I thought that I had to have some kind of gimmick if I wanted to beat her, and seeing as Disney princess dresses don't go above the knee, I figured that no matter which princess she ended up being, I could at least stand out by showing some leg. As I wore it as awkwardly as I think I would wear it in real life, I don't know that my standing out would have been a good thing. But I was sure I would outshine Mary, and that was all that mattered.

(Upon writing this, I don't know what I would have done if she had shown up at Pocahontas. As I never actually saw them in their costumes, I'm just going to go ahead and assume she didn't.)


Update: I guess it kind of looked like this, but shorter in front and lilac and grey and with no bling.