So last night...

I was sharing a room (a Bible school dorm room, actually) with Drax the Destroyer (the man, not the fish) and two other people. I had a bigger space than the rest of them, so after a couple of months it was time to trade and I had to switch corners with Drax, whose bed was half in the closet because his corner was so small. Suddenly it dawned on me that he would probably get my dresser, too, which meant that I would have to clean it out and figure out what to do with all my clothes, since I would now only have the half closet space for everything. But then someone told me that he wasn't going to make me switch all that and I could keep my three drawers. Because he only wears pants anyway.