i so wish i liked going to church

but we all know i do not. so i was going to skip tomorrow, even though i skipped last week and basically every other week except those when my cousin has told me her son is singing in church.
however. i just remembered that i shaved my legs tonight for church tomorrow, and cut myself badly enough that there was skin left in the razor. i refuse to have that be for naught.
it makes me really sad that that's the reason.