Seriously, it's not my fault I am how I am

Watching Wheel of Fortune with my parents:

Contestant: I'd like a T, please?

Pat: 3 Ts

Mom: You only need tea for two.

Me: Unless you're a polygamist. 

Mom: I should be a polygamist.

Me: Then you could marry the Rock.

Mom: Yes. That would be nice. For him. Maybe not for his current wife. But that's okay, because I could marry the Rock. Yep. I should be a polygamist.