Good-fer-nuthin' kids
Yesterday was a lovely day. A little warm for a walk to the library (probably should've worn shorts or a dress, but that requires leg shaving), but fine. On my way home I was really thirsty, though, and was wishing there would be a lemonade stand. I don't even like lemonade, but I was so thirsty. Halfway home I saw a girl riding a bike. Rather than thinking it was nice that she was out enjoying the day, my thought was, 'Why are you not running a lemonade stand, you lazy bugger?! Get to work! You shouldn't be out riding a bike when you should be working!' 😄
posted by melilotnfosco | 2:00 PM
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Don't worry. I did eventually realize that she was under no obligation to sell lemonade.
I've heard that in some places, lemonade stands get shut down by the government. So maybe either hers was or she was reluctant to run one? Or she was biking to the store to buy cups.
Some lawyers will defend lemonade stands for free because of how stupid it is to shut them down. Probably the only time you'll ever hear people cheering for lawyers. 😄
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