I am so sorry, my friends

For my birthday, Angie hung a "Birthday Gal" sign on my desk. "I put it off to the side, because I knew the magic marker smell might bother you, and I was hoping that it would be far enough away that it didn't."
Thing 5 gave me some Hostess chocolate chip muffins. "I had to get them for you because I always think of you when I see chocolate chip muffins." [Whenever there are doughnuts and I say I don't care, they say, 'How can you not like doughnuts?!' (Thing 5 LOVES them) and I say that I'd much rather have a chocolate chip muffin. Anyway...] "But! You'll never guess what they were next to." "Blueberry muffins?" "Yes! So I made sure to get a box that wasn't touching a blueberry box. I almost even took a picture to show you that I thought of that and made sure to get you a non-touching box."
I am so thankful for my thoughtful friends. And I know they aren't judging me for my quirks, nor was this what they were saying.
But oh Mel. Your Sheldon is showing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCETka24IBM