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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Oscars 2013 Fashion Police

Whenever I wait this long to do this post, I find that I don't know if it's worth the work. But I'll do it anyway.

Best Dressed
Quvenzhané Wallis: I actually would like this dress on a grown-up, too. But I like that she chose it because it's sparkly and poofy. And I like that she had a dog purse. Way to be 9. :)
Jennifer Lawrence: While it may have been impossible to walk up stairs in, the more I see the dress, the more beautiful and feminine I find it. Her hair was perfect, her make-up subtle. She looked gorgeous. (But it was probably wise that she cut 6 inches off the dress before red carpet time.)


(Honestly, the fall may have helped her case, simply because the dress billowed so beautifully.)
Jennifer Aniston: She's the one who made all of us (sister, niece, aunt, cousins) say, 'Oh, I like that one.' Unfortunately it was immediately followed by, 'But her hair is so boring.'
Jamie Foxx's Ridiculously Beautiful Daughter: Love the color.
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Eventually this woman is going to get old and stop being gorgeous, right?
Queen Latifah: You can't really see detail in any picture because it's white, but it was pretty.

Decently Dressed
Amanda Seyfried: I didn't like the color on so pasty a person, and I would never choose that style for myself, but I think, with her hair and everything, she looked very elegant.
Reese Witherspoon: A lot of people liked it. I thought it was nice, but I wasn't dazzled.
Sandra Bullock: Not my favorite, but not bad.

Worst Dressed
Anne Hathaway: This is your moment. And those sure are darts. And the rest of it was just boring.
Jessica Chastain: Horrible color, horrible lipstick, just so not pretty.
Halle Berry: All I could think was 'Beetlejuice.'
Renee Zellweger: You're supposed to go to the Oscars, not as an Oscar.
And obviously I did not like Naomi Watts' dress.

Oh, and before I finish this fashion post, I would just like to note that Mrs. Cooper had sneakers on. And Bradley's pants were too short.

8 Comments:

Blogger melilotnfosco said...

i'm very annoyed that those first two jennifer lawrence pictures won't fit next to each other. pretend they do.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 12:46:00 AM CST  
Blogger chelleybutton said...

I also really like that blue dress (on Jamie Fox's daughter). It looks like one of the winning looks on Project Runway actually, with all that weaving or whatever it is. I agree with the other best-dressed too, except I didn't watch so I'm only going by what you've posted here. What did the little girl star in?

I think Reese's dress makes her look bigger than she is. And I like that last pic, hehe. :)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 8:16:00 AM CST  
Blogger chelleybutton said...

I'm confused. In that close-up picture of Jennifer Lawrence, it looks like the dress has straps, but in the other pics it looks strapless...

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 8:17:00 AM CST  
Blogger melilotnfosco said...

she had a long thin string of pearls on backwards (intentionally). it worked.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 11:28:00 AM CST  
Blogger melilotnfosco said...

oh, and the little girl was in 'beasts of the southern wild' and was up for best actress

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 11:29:00 AM CST  
Blogger hobbitsister said...

i'm not completely sold on sandra bullock's dress - i don't like the sheerness of it.
reese's dress was missing something, but i'm not sure what. i liked helen hunt's better.
jennifer lawrence looked beautiful, and i loved her hair.
anne hathaway was going to wear something else, but switched at the last minute because apparently the original choice looked too much like amanda seyfried's dress. she still could have done better.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 11:00:00 PM CST  
Blogger hobbitsister said...

also, i never in my whole life thought i would ever say this, but i liked nicole kidman's dress

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 at 11:27:00 PM CST  
Blogger melilotnfosco said...

i wasn't completely sold on sandra bullock's dress either - thus the 'decent' category.
i heard about the anne hathaway/amanda seyfried thing. but honestly, why wouldn't you have a better back-up dress?
and nicole kidman's dress i liked at the time, but when i looked at pictures of it, it turned out to not be as pretty as i thought. the gold part were weird.
how did i forget helen hunt? i was so proud of her (almost).

Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 1:41:00 AM CST  

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