it's 2:13 in the morning
apparently for me to get to wales i'm supposed to go west (instead of east, which surprises me, but i wouldn't doubt google maps), drive drive drive, kayak across the pacific ocean, drive through japan, jet ski to china, drive drive drive drive, train, drive, then boom, i'll be there. it will take me 1,057 hours.
really google? now i doubt you. you really think that me kayaking can make that time? i don't think so.
really google? now i doubt you. you really think that me kayaking can make that time? i don't think so.
posted by melilotnfosco | 2:13 AM
15 Comments:
ask broller if you can borrow his kayak
Sounds like an adventure to me! Just think of all the interesting people you'll meet. :)
i do like to kayak. but i really don't think i want to kayak the pacific. nor do i think i'll meet many people whilst doing so. though hopefully there would be people to meet to help me read some of the signs, for the directions also included, 'turn right at chinese character chinese character chinese character chinese character' etc.
and maybe someone who IS into kayaking who could take you along or something :)
Yeah...maybe a submarine. Seems less likely to be attacked by sharks.
*like*
although i think i'd be extremely claustrophobic and think i was going to die in a submarine
:D
If you're going to cross an ocean in a boat, it's got to be big. Ocean liner big. That way it's romantic and adventurous.
maybe not more adventurous, but according to old movies (which never lie), it would be more romantic :)
Oh no, not MORE adventurous, just still some adventure but also romance!
hopefully without the tragedy
there wasn't tragedy in old movies. i'm safe.
apparently google maps has now found a quicker route - one without kayaks. but you still get to jet ski.
it now takes 503 hours
hmm - and it would take scout 501 hours to get to kathmandu. she starts out the same way you do, but then heads south and drives past the petrol pump
ah. well then maybe we can caravan for that first part.
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