with c.j. "woo-woo" wilson pitching tonight i just want to say a few things

1. it's not my fault i didn't notice him til recently. i knew the name, but always thought he had bad hair. and who could think someone with this facial hair is woo-woo? --> however, since he had a normal beard in the alcs (which not only caught my attention, but got me looking him up so i saw pictures of him clean-shaven), i now know that under all that is a bonafide hottie.

2. while that whole no drinking, drugs, or promiscuousness thing is sexy, taoism is not. so i know he's not perfect.

3. i'm hoping that as he's one of josh hamilton's accountability partners, josh has been able to reach out to him.

4. He knows... more about Lost than you
He's more left-handed than you

And he can race cars faster than you

Whoa Whoa

He does... more machine-gunnin' than you

He's more straight edge than you

And he's somewhat better lookin' than you

Whoa Whoa... (http://soundcloud.com/oddibe-mcben/the-cj-wilson-intro)

5. he had me at 'i don't want to misappropriate my mental resources' [when asked about becoming a free-agent after the season, saying he's concentrating on the world series right now]

6. and yet...he wonders what it would be like if you had a bathroom in your house that looked like an elevator, complete with different flush buttons

7. i know what film noir means   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFFRJhIyZfk&feature=related