just another everyday conversation at hobbitsister's house
erma: are you putting onions in the lasagna?
hobsis: you won't die. God invented onions.
erma: God invented terrorists, too.
hobsis: well, have you died of them yet?
erma (to scout): would you rather be stuck in a room full of onions or a room full of terrorists?
scout: well, onions are gross, and they smell bad.
erma: so do terrorists.
scout: ok, onions are gross, and they smell bad. terrorists are also gross, and they smell bad. but onions won't kill me. unless a bunch of them fall on my head. so i guess i'd say onions.
(and so, hobsis put onions in the lasagna)
hobsis: you won't die. God invented onions.
erma: God invented terrorists, too.
hobsis: well, have you died of them yet?
erma (to scout): would you rather be stuck in a room full of onions or a room full of terrorists?
scout: well, onions are gross, and they smell bad.
erma: so do terrorists.
scout: ok, onions are gross, and they smell bad. terrorists are also gross, and they smell bad. but onions won't kill me. unless a bunch of them fall on my head. so i guess i'd say onions.
(and so, hobsis put onions in the lasagna)
posted by melilotnfosco | 8:35 PM
9 Comments:
This was hilarious! Hmmm...terrorists or onions??? I would have to say terrorists... :-D
believe me, it was a tough choice.
Onion avalanches are nothing to joke about.
but they can be picked out of the lasagna, you know -- but i suppose the terrorists can be picked out too?? i dunno...
i was attacked by a potato avalanche. that hurt. and i was so black and blue i had to wear pants to church even though i had shaved my legs.
and eew, chelley!
What? I didn't mean anything by that -- I just didn't know how that compared to terrorists. I guess I'm having problems with the comparison in the first place since they're like apples and oranges (but, well, not). I guess that's the point though. :)
it really stinks to have shaved your legs and then not get to show anybody.
and chel, things around here don't have to make sense. in fact, they rarely do.
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