dear twins,
i love that you're nice boys. i really do. it's one of my favorite things about you.
however...
look at how much fun a brawl can be!
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090812&content_id=6389656&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
now, i would be happy to have you brawl anytime, but i would prefer to have it be a time when i can actually see it. on tv would be ok, i guess, but most of those games are on sundays, and you shouldn't brawl on sundays. and saturday tv games are national, so dick and bert would not be commentating, which would be sad. so really, it would be best if i were actually at the game.
may i suggest september 2nd? i took the day off work to go to the last home game against the white sox with my sister and nieces. we would all enjoy being able to see the bruhaha live, and it would be the perfect reward for skipping work to go to a game, and, for heaven's sake, it's the white sox! is there anyone else we would rather see you brawl?! is there anyone else you would rather brawl?!
and, lest you think we're being selfish by asking you to brawl when we're there, here are some excellent points from hobbitsister: "we stuck it out last night. and we cheered for harris's home run just as if it was a homer that mattered. and we believed in crain, and cheered him on. and we NEVER EVER naysay. and we stayed at the door to show them we love them, and only for that reason. so they owe us."
you owe us a good, a.j.-whippin' brawl.
with much love and devotion,
mel
however...
look at how much fun a brawl can be!
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090812&content_id=6389656&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
now, i would be happy to have you brawl anytime, but i would prefer to have it be a time when i can actually see it. on tv would be ok, i guess, but most of those games are on sundays, and you shouldn't brawl on sundays. and saturday tv games are national, so dick and bert would not be commentating, which would be sad. so really, it would be best if i were actually at the game.
may i suggest september 2nd? i took the day off work to go to the last home game against the white sox with my sister and nieces. we would all enjoy being able to see the bruhaha live, and it would be the perfect reward for skipping work to go to a game, and, for heaven's sake, it's the white sox! is there anyone else we would rather see you brawl?! is there anyone else you would rather brawl?!
and, lest you think we're being selfish by asking you to brawl when we're there, here are some excellent points from hobbitsister: "we stuck it out last night. and we cheered for harris's home run just as if it was a homer that mattered. and we believed in crain, and cheered him on. and we NEVER EVER naysay. and we stayed at the door to show them we love them, and only for that reason. so they owe us."
you owe us a good, a.j.-whippin' brawl.
with much love and devotion,
mel
posted by melilotnfosco | 8:09 PM
7 Comments:
a.j.? it'd be fun to see crede brawl the white sox too :)
:)
a.j. pierzynski, the evilest player in baseball, the one person you're allowed to boo, and, to make it worse, he was once a twin. he deserves a butt-whoopin'.
plus also, scout is missing out on school to be at that game. now that's loyalty to her boys.
butt-whoop aj! butt-whoop aj!
Lucky Scout! My mom would have NEVER let me do that... (of course, that didn't stop me a couple times...)
my brother has yet to forgive my father for not letting him cut school for the parade after we won the world series in 1987.
i have to side with broller on that one.
(although i think the rest of the story goes that he had already skipped too many days that year - and it was october)
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