my mom's not the meanest mom in the world
'i have ice cream for you!' she hollered up the stairs.
'i'm in the tub!'
pause. coming up the stairs, 'but it has to be eaten!'
'but i'm in the tub!'
'i'll leave it on the floor of the bathroom.' so she proceeded to crack the door, put the ice cream on the floor and leave.
and my bathroom is just the size that when i stretched, i could reach the ice cream without actually having to get out of the tub. and so i got to take a luxurious bath, with ice cream.
'i'm in the tub!'
pause. coming up the stairs, 'but it has to be eaten!'
'but i'm in the tub!'
'i'll leave it on the floor of the bathroom.' so she proceeded to crack the door, put the ice cream on the floor and leave.
and my bathroom is just the size that when i stretched, i could reach the ice cream without actually having to get out of the tub. and so i got to take a luxurious bath, with ice cream.

6 Comments:
Wow! Now, that is the life! :) You have a very good mom! :) And in fact, I think I may just have to adopt her philosophy -- "but it has to be eaten!" ...or maybe that already is my philosophy when it comes to ice cream and chocolate... ;)
i'm so glad she loves you.
she never brings me ice cream.
you should try living at home - then she might
Wow, nobody has ever brought me ice cream in the bath! :)
I took the boys popsicles in the tub a couple times, but no one has returned the favor. Plus, Chris thinks eating in the bathroom is yucky. He's so weird.
popsicles in the tub is genius
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