:P to my parents

i was just eating a mcflurry, and because i was half-reclining, when some fell off my spoon, it landed on my chest, not on my lap. my mother commented that i was trying to save some for later by dropping in on my shelf. i said, 'but i don't have a shelf to drop it on!' she laughed at me, and said, 'mel's proud to have enough of a shelf to be able to catch something.' to which my dad replied, 'well, when you've got a plate rail...'