heard outside a restaurant tonight
pregnant lady walking to the car: every time after i eat i feel like i'm two inches bigger.
husband: you are.
pregnant lady: oh, shut up.
husband: you are.
pregnant lady: oh, shut up.

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Were you in Arizona??? That sounds so much like what my husband would say to me! :-D
Today on the way in to church we were discussing the fact that he would never even guess that a woman is pregnant "even if she was as huge as you. Because what am I supposed to say? 'Wow! You must have very strong legs!'" ... Yep. I married me a keeper! :-D
He is lucky that I think it is funny and don't take offense that easily...
:)
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