my apologies for last night

apparently chick magnet lost his job, chelleybutton was kicked out of grad school because someone framed her and said she cheated on a huge test, and autosmiler and i were about to flunk out of college because we had missed so many classes. and then there were people throwing grenades at everyone in the classroom/foyer/coffee shop so chelley and auto and i had to hide behind a couple big white cement things, similar to what contestants hid behind on american gladiators. it was very intense. at least we all survived, though.