conspiracy #1 - the bad one
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today is joe mauer's wedding day. i have only hours left to break it up.
however - and doesn't this just figure! - i had a seizure last week and am not allowed to drive. and both of my parents are busy so they can't drive me anywhere.
there's no way for me to get to joe before he says 'i do'!
posted by melilotnfosco | 12:02 PM
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oh for heavens sake, don't you ever watch the movies? there's always a way - steal a moped, grab a taxi and tell the driver of your plight (he'll drive faster and help you plead for joe, i guarantee it), hop on a streetcar, catch that horse that's running by...
agree with mel
also, i wanna hear the good conspiracy... usually conspiracies seem to be bad, so this sounds intriguing!
scout says you're supposed to hail a taxi and tell the driver to step on it. when he gets caught in a traffic jam, take off your heels and run over the tops of the cars. a big, burly, bearded, tattooed motorcycle guy will yell at you. tell him, "i have to stop a wedding!" he'll rev up his bike and say "hop on, toots". then he'll weave in and out of traffic, taking you to the church. there, as you profess your love to joe, a single tear will roll down the cheek of motorcycle guy.
oh, and scout said she'd feel kind of bad for the bride. i told her not to, because either the bride is a shrewish woman who's only after joe's money or else she's perfectly ok with it, because she knows they're not really right for each other anyways.
i knew i liked you and scout
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