so last night

a woman was trying to blow up a huge building/parking garage in order that she could take over the world and be supreme ruler person. i was in said building and knew of her plans, but she had her henchmen following me so that i couldn't tell anyone. finally i managed to dodge them and get into the gym (where most of the people were), and pull aside a few key people who i knew could help me. somehow we got the people to start leaving the gym and head for the garage, in the hopes that they could get out from there. the men i had found and i then snuck down a dingy, parking garage back stairway, hoping to sneak up on this woman (who looked like stockard channing) and her henchmen from behind. as we got to the bottom of the stairs and were about to go through the door, i looked back at one of the men, who it turned out was the bane of my elementary school existence, and said something along the lines of, 'when we open this door, that's it. we may succeed, or our lives may end. are you ready for this?' he nodded. 'oh yeah,' i added, 'i just want to tell you - i had a huge crush on you in 6th grade. let's go!' and i banged the door open, while he stood there looking at me thinking of the wasted years. then he joined me in the garage, as we saw how bad the battle was getting. the woman was killing amish people, for pete's sake. they couldn't get their buggies out of the garage.
eventually we got the battle out of the building and onto what appeared to be county fair grounds. the carnage stopped, and we were able to get a parley with her. i explained to her that being a ruler isn't all that it's cracked up to be. you have to go to state dinners, and go to meetings, and make public appearances, and do press conferences and all that. she was stunned. she hadn't thought of that. i was so smart. and so she decided she didn't want to be supreme ruler anymore. and so my gilbert and i bought her some licorice, and thus saved the world.