a dozen oscar thoughts
1) as i've said for years, i should be in charge of dressing people
2) best dressed: penelope cruz and jessica chastain
3) i love christopher plummer. even at 82 he's dashing.4) guy i don't know for whatever technical award it was gave the best speech ever: "i want to thank everyone who's here, everyone who's not here, everyone who's been born, everyone who will be born, or born again, or re-born. and if i've forgotten anyone, you know who you are. thank you."
5) i found myself clapping when they announced christian bale. and then he spoke all accenty at me, which made me swoon. he makes me so happy. i've loved him for so long. (when i win my oscar i want him to present me with it.)6) i don't get cirque de soliel
7) in honor of angelina being way too skinny, i had a hostess snack
8) brit won! (how did i not realize when i first heard 'man or muppet?' that it was written by bret mckenzie? it sounds so flight of the conchords.)
9) i got to use the word afrotastic (but yes, hobbitsister gets the credit for reminding me to)
10) i find it very annoying of them to be politically correct and do best actor before best actress. it's supposed to be actress first.
11) oh, mr. colin firth! (said with a smile)
12) oh, mrs. colin firth! (exclaimed in, well, horror) honestly, it's the wife of a celebrity's job (yes, i know she's produced something or other, but still) to be elegantly unobtrusive. she achieved neither. she's lucky they're married. had he gone to pick her up and found her looking like that, he would've turned around and left. (and come and found me, i'm sure.)
(seriously, is that a food catcher, like those plastic bibs have?)
posted by melilotnfosco | 6:53 PM
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2) I didn't watch the Oscars but I looked through a few dresses today at work (hehe), and I agreed with you about Penelope Cruz -- the site I was looking at only gave her a B, I think! But I liked hers the best. I didn't like the other one as much though, but they gave that one a higher grade.
4) :)
5) I bet you'll win for best screenplay one of these days.
7) :)
8) Yay, Brit!
12) Yeah, that is ugly. She's pretty, she could've done so much better! Only, it looks like he likes brunettes, so I think he should take me instead of you (no offense).
i'll make you a deal: if both colin firth and christian bale don't have wives, you may go with colin and i'll go with christian.
because really we don't know what color hair i have ;)
5. oh, and thank you :)
I'll have to think about that. I think I should also get Zac Efron to even out the age difference.
yes, we had already established that. and i get matthew lewis.
2) some said cruz was "too matronly". what?!?! she was classic and regal. and jessica whoever was classy
6) funniest moment - the writers standing like angelina. i think miss piggy should present something and stand like that next year. what was up with that anyways? she usually shows class at the oscars.
6.2) the billyjelina was kind of weird though, since she was once married to billy bob thornton
6.5) good call on the hostess snack
8) go bret!
9) it truly was an afrotastic moment
12) oh, mrs. firth. and your husband was the reigning oscar winner.
Penelope Cruz is always beautiful. And Colin Firth's wife's hair looked classy...
didder - i like the miss piggy idea.
hm - you're right. and you get a point for being nice. :)
oh, and chelley, to be clear, you get colin firth if christian bale is also single. otherwise i still maintain a claim.
still don't like the comment page looking like this, btw
It's very Sheldon of you to be making up the rules. :P
my blog, my rules :)
3) i was admiring a $10 bill today and thought that 40 years ago christopher plummer should have played alexander hamilton
that would've been dreamy
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