chelleybutton and i can't get together without a story
so since we were mellow this weekend, i decided to eat bread on the way home.
wonderful chelleybutton bought bread special for me. i didn't get a chance to eat it this weekend, so she sent it home with me. after awhile i got hungry in the car, so i opened the bag and started peeling parts off of the loaf (it was one of those small fancy loaves). after i ate about a third of it, i stopped for gas, at which point i went to put the loaf back in the bag. and there i saw it. "this bread must be further baked before consuming."
oops.
my goal for the night is now to not die. we'll see.
wonderful chelleybutton bought bread special for me. i didn't get a chance to eat it this weekend, so she sent it home with me. after awhile i got hungry in the car, so i opened the bag and started peeling parts off of the loaf (it was one of those small fancy loaves). after i ate about a third of it, i stopped for gas, at which point i went to put the loaf back in the bag. and there i saw it. "this bread must be further baked before consuming."
oops.
my goal for the night is now to not die. we'll see.
posted by melilotnfosco | 9:09 PM
5 Comments:
sorry!! and btw, the "i stopped for gas" part sounded really funny since it came right after you finished about a third of the loaf. ;)
i'm not dead, but it's been touch and go. so far today i've eaten a cup of applesauce, a banana (which made me feel worse again), and a few chips. my tummy feels like it's been stretched way too far.
oh no! that's awful! how can bread do that?? and it was from the bakery! i'm so confused.
it doesn't seem right that it would do this much to me. maybe i have something else, too. i don't know.
I'm sorry, but "my goal for the night is now to not die. we'll see." made me laugh way too hard. I'm glad you're not dead, but I am sorry you weren't feeling well. Better now?
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