my poor hands

monday i got a paper cut on the very tip of my finger from some packaging that is about the same thickness as a jello package. that hurt. and still does. but of course no band-aid can go there, so yeah.
tuesday i was putting groceries away at work and got another finger slammed between a box and a cart, causing much bleeding. thankfully the nurse gave me three band-aids. because i used two on that, and then at the end of the day got another finger slammed in a produce bin (that had a tray of desserts on the top it, making it heavy), which then bled through wednesday.
speaking of which...on wednesday i had my original finger break open on the inside of the knuckle from the cold (wider than those cuts usually are, thus warranting another band-aid). and at the end of the day, when cutting an orange, i proceeded to cut my thumb, causing a day and a half of bleeding, meaning it warranted another band-aid.
so all told, by the end of the work day on wednesday, i had four band-aids: left thumb, left forefinger, right ring finger, and right pinky/top of the hand. and i needed a band-aid on my right ring finger because of that first paper cut.
thank heaven i had today off (with only two band-aids remaining on my hands).