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dear mcdonald's,
i was very thirsty driving home from my brother's today. i could've picked up a dew at a gas station, but i drove past. i could've gotten a pop at arby's, but i went on by. why? because i wanted a large soft drink from mcdonald's. why? well, you know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sktUG-Drk8&NR=1
so i drove. and it was miles and miles and miles, purposely waiting til i crossed the border from wisconsin back into minnesota before i finally got to a mcd's, to be sure i got a justin morneau cup. however, when i went through the drive-thru and ordered my large mello yello (no ice) they handed me a cup without number 33. i had waited half an hour to finally get a drink cuz i wanted to get me some justin, and it was a plain boring nothing cup.
but. on the side of the plain boring nothing cup, was a coupon for a free smoothie, which i've heard is very good, and i've been wanting to try. and free is good, too. and i do have a morneau cup or two at home, so i suppose i don't really need one.
so alright, fine. i'm not mad at you.
sincerely,
melilot brandybuck
i was very thirsty driving home from my brother's today. i could've picked up a dew at a gas station, but i drove past. i could've gotten a pop at arby's, but i went on by. why? because i wanted a large soft drink from mcdonald's. why? well, you know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sktUG-Drk8&NR=1
so i drove. and it was miles and miles and miles, purposely waiting til i crossed the border from wisconsin back into minnesota before i finally got to a mcd's, to be sure i got a justin morneau cup. however, when i went through the drive-thru and ordered my large mello yello (no ice) they handed me a cup without number 33. i had waited half an hour to finally get a drink cuz i wanted to get me some justin, and it was a plain boring nothing cup.
but. on the side of the plain boring nothing cup, was a coupon for a free smoothie, which i've heard is very good, and i've been wanting to try. and free is good, too. and i do have a morneau cup or two at home, so i suppose i don't really need one.
so alright, fine. i'm not mad at you.
sincerely,
melilot brandybuck
posted by melilotnfosco | 7:07 PM
4 Comments:
Wow, that's very generous of you, mel! I think I might have to complain... also, I now know where you were today so you don't have to tell me. :)
just so you know, i sent the girls to mcd's once to get morneau cups, and they were given regular once, and your shy nieces went back and said, "excuse me...we wanted the morneau cups." and they got them.
good job! i would've but it was the drive-thru.
and yes, i know the grammar is awkward in this post. and yes, i was too tired to do anything about it.
that's ok. apparently, i typed 'once' instead of 'ones'.
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