my sad story involving blueberryness
my father bought a chocolate chocolate chip muffin for my mother. she told me i could have it. normally i try not to eat them, cuz while they're tres yummy, i also know they're tres bad for me. however, once in awhile a girl has to splurge. so i ate half yesterday (cuz it's huge), with the intention of eating the other half today.
so today i came home from work, all excited for my muffin. i took one bite, and thought, 'this tastes kind of funny.' so i took a second bite trying to figure out if there actually was something wrong with it or what. and then i knew. when my dad came home from work yesterday, he brought two doughnuts with him, and then just stuck them in the bag with the muffin. fine, right? wrong. one of the doughnuts is blueberry. and so, my yummy chocolate chocolate chip muffin was contaminated, absorbing the taste of blueberryness. it was ruined. so now it's up to my parents if they want to finish it or if it should just be tossed, for there is no way i will eat it now.
so today i came home from work, all excited for my muffin. i took one bite, and thought, 'this tastes kind of funny.' so i took a second bite trying to figure out if there actually was something wrong with it or what. and then i knew. when my dad came home from work yesterday, he brought two doughnuts with him, and then just stuck them in the bag with the muffin. fine, right? wrong. one of the doughnuts is blueberry. and so, my yummy chocolate chocolate chip muffin was contaminated, absorbing the taste of blueberryness. it was ruined. so now it's up to my parents if they want to finish it or if it should just be tossed, for there is no way i will eat it now.
posted by melilotnfosco | 3:47 PM
3 Comments:
that's a sad story, even though i like blueberries. sometimes when i buy my blueberry bagel at work, i discover too late that they'd put them next to the onion bagels. not a happy occurance.
i usually get plain or cinnamon raisin bagels. if they're next to the blueberry ones, i'll choose a different brand.
That is very sad indeed. When I first started reading, I thought you'd say that you thought it was going to be a chocolate chip muffin and it turned out to be blueberry. I hate it when that happens with raisins.
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