slothful delivery

awhile ago i ordered 'eight men out' for free from kellogg's with little token-y things from cereal boxes. it's taking forever to get here. in all fairness, they did say it might take 90 days, but 90 days? seriously? hobbitsister thought they must be sending it by pony express. until she remembered that ponies are fast. her next best guess was that they're sending it by sloth. she's thinking one might show up at my door one of these days to deliver it. she thinks that would be cool. i think it would be freaky.