i'm talented
talent #1 - i had to put groceries away at work today. being a good girl (with a bad back) i squatted instead of bent over to get to the box that was on the floor. instead of lifting it, i tried to open it to take the cans out of it one by one. it was very glued. so i pulled very hard. and then fell on my bum.
talent #2 - i was eating corn on the cob. and one of the cob stick-in-so-there's-something-to-hold-onto-things jumped out of the cob and stabbed me in the face. and drew blood.
and those are my talents.
posted by melilotnfosco | 7:41 PM
4 Comments:
those cob stick-in-so-there's-something-to-hold-onto-things are deadly. one of my many cause-of-death-o-phobias is that i'll be stabbed with one of those things.
it was very scary. my life flashed before my eyes. as did my eye - i was really hoping it wouldn't get stabbed out.
yikes! you sound like bella swan... (just finished watching the movie;)
i did not stab myself to death with a corn poker thing today
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