we might be ok after all

[96-year-old] Martha got her hair done today, so when I stopped to say hi when I delivered the lunch trays upstairs, Kathryn made sure to tell me to comment on it (which I was already doing anyway). "Tell her she's going to get all the men now."
Martha: "What did she say?"
Me: "She said you're going to get all the men now."
Martha looked confused.
Me: "She said you're going to get a boyfriend now because you look so nice."
Martha: "I don't know that that will solve my problems. How about you?"
Me: "Well, I've never had one, so I don't know if they're worth the trouble."
Martha: "You and me both. We're the same. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how we turn out."