Fact: Barnabas looked like Joe Mauer
>Apparently, Joe Mauer is a god. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/44099507.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUqCP:iUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr)
>Joe Mauer is woo-woo.
>The people at Lystra thought Barnabas was Zeus.
>According to Grandma Brandybuck, Zeus was woo-woo, which is how she knows Barnabas was woo-woo.
Given this evidence one can only conclude, that since Barnabas looked like the woo-woo god, and Joe Mauer is the woo-woo god, Barnabas looked like Joe Mauer.
posted by melilotnfosco | 7:31 PM
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yes, i'm sure barnabas wore a baseball helmet (or whatever that's called;)...
zeus? i thought it was apollo.
i thought so, too, but i just looked it up, and apparently i've been wrong all these years
(and that's a catcher's helmet ;) )
thank you :) (i was close;)
i guess i've been wrong, too.
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