good news from my appts monday
i'm hot. the lady who was helping me pick out my glasses measured my head, and the distance from my pupils to the outside of my head is perfectly symmetrical. seeing as they say people are attracted to people with symmetrical faces, i think this explains why i didn't get the hot dentist on monday. i'm so hot he has asked to not have to treat me because of that whole dr/patient thing. my hotness flusters him. at least i'm pretty sure that's what the eye lady was saying.
posted by melilotnfosco | 3:10 PM
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How do you know Denzel face is symmetical? What a weird thing to know! And I'm pretty sure you're right, Mel, just like I'm sure that the boys hot dentist changed offices just so he wouldn't be tempted by my hottness... (Is that a word?)
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how do you not know that? he's in psychology books and everything. (i don't think i look too much like him, though.)
exactly, busy. and yes, hotness is a word. :)
hot and soooo humble! ;)
yeah, i really liked the first line of your post, to go with the title :D (Kimberly's right -- you're so humble too;)
(but I'm sure you're right:)
i am humble, i admit it
how do you not know denzel is symmetrical? it was in reader's digest one time.
Reader's Digest = common knowledge. Yes. :)
I think a flustered dentist could be verrry dangerous. Think of how you escaped danger! Oh my!
Besides, it would make your first kiss kinda weird. I mean, he already put his hands in your mouth...
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