oh joaquin, joaquin

again i must ask:

what has become of your smolderingness?

where is the hot fireman?

and the cute baseball player?

and the romantic proposer?

and that great singer?

and the guy with these cute curls?

and the woo-woo soldier?

or even that creepy emperor?

(okay, maybe not him. he's too creepy.)

i can't even see your cute scar that i've always loved so much!