dear joaquin (though i don't want to call you dear anymore),
i've never written a dear john letter before, so forgive any mistakes in how i go about this, but...
thanks for the years of fantasies, but any dreams of you now include an axe and a dumpster. so please stay away til you're clean (inside and out).
you are hereby kicked off my list, until such time as you can look like this again (and stop rapping):
thanks for the years of fantasies, but any dreams of you now include an axe and a dumpster. so please stay away til you're clean (inside and out).sincerely not yours,
mel
posted by melilotnfosco | 1:05 PM
7 Comments:
wow. I mean...wow. I think that's all I have to say about that.
Well, that and - I think "what the crap" is a perfect way to start this letter!
Yeah, I thought 'wow' when I first saw it too! And sorry for showing it to you, but I was just flabbergasted and had to. Somebody needs to help him. Maybe Reese Witherspoon could talk some sense into him? He better get cleaned up before he turns 38, or there goes your theory, mel! ;)
Well, one scuzzy guy won't ruin her theory! 10, maybe. But not one.
i'm glad you showed me, chelley. otherwise he would still be on my list and that would be horribly frightening and emabarassing.
and photo, my jaw seriously dropped when i saw this, til i remembered i was at the library and i better close my mouth or someone might think i need as much help as he does.
true :)
he's got to be doing this as a joke. please tell me he's not serious. he doesn't even look like a rapper.
he says this is who he is. if that's the case, please stop being who you are joaquin!
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