i got a new cell phone: the bad news

i think i'm going to go back and complain that there are no cool ringtones. my old phone had a wider selection, so hobbitsister's ring could be 'singin' in the rain,' 'we wish you a merry Christmas,' or the twins song (which i composed on the melody composer), depending on the seaon. i also had an in-your-face sounding one called 'circus band' that i used for erma. there was also nkotb, the beatles, 'the Hallelujah chorus,' and so on. now i just have 12 dorky ditties that don't even have names, much less character.
the other bad news: i have to open it to see a clock, it's grey, and it doesn't have a melody composer. oh yeah, and it's not the pretty purple phone.