non-polygamy
the cook today was saying that none of the polygamist women are good-looking (he was checking them out on the news looking for the one hot chick who you'd see and wonder what the heck she was doing there - she doesn't exist apparently). he then said that obviously i don't belong with them after all. aww...'maybe you should be amish.'
posted by melilotnfosco | 6:02 PM
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aw, that's a nice compliment! (even with the little disclaimer -- what a brat;) and he's right: you definitely don't belong there! (not that you were considering it, of course;)
What's with the big poof on top and then the braid. Well I get the braid with their hair so long (just once I'd like to see a cult that demanded women have short hair :) ) but what is with the poof?
Amish would be a much better fit for you, but I think you should become Canadian instead! :)
i heard something about the poof signifying status -- the bigger the poof, the longer they've been in the family (or whatever:) ...not sure why though -- maybe closer to heaven or something?? no idea...
isn't he sweet?
and yeah, the cook's first complaint about those women was the hair.
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