ooh! i just remembered a story i forgot!
way back at the resident Christmas party, after we were done serving and we worker people were sitting eating, i found out that allie (a girl who works at night) has epilepsy, too. (we were so excited!)
so when a few days later the cook was bugging me to have a seizure (he does every once in awhile - he thinks it would be funny), i told him allie would. 'you both should! at the same time! synchronized seizures! that would be funny. i'd tape it.'
'good, because i'd want to see it, too! cuz that would be really funny.'
'i'd put it on youtube. do think it'd get a lot of hits?'
'i'm sure it would.'
karol: 'especially if you put it to music.'
and so we have now invented a new olympic sport. :)
so when a few days later the cook was bugging me to have a seizure (he does every once in awhile - he thinks it would be funny), i told him allie would. 'you both should! at the same time! synchronized seizures! that would be funny. i'd tape it.'
'good, because i'd want to see it, too! cuz that would be really funny.'
'i'd put it on youtube. do think it'd get a lot of hits?'
'i'm sure it would.'
karol: 'especially if you put it to music.'
and so we have now invented a new olympic sport. :)
posted by melilotnfosco | 3:15 PM
11 Comments:
i'd be SO proud of you if you won a gold medal (or even silver or bronze) for synchronized seizing!!!
thank you! (but of course i wouldn't want silver. gold says 'i won!' bronze says 'i got a medal!' silver says 'i could've done well enough to get gold, but i didn't do well enough to get gold so i'm stuck being second.' so allie and i will really have to work on it. her mom (who also works at the home) has epilepsy, too, so maybe we could get her in on it.)
the only people who ever wanted silver were the pairs who skated against gordeeva and grinkov, because they knew they'd never have a chance at gold
a triple synchronized seizure might be overdoing it a bit, though. people might think you were just looking for attention.
I'm concerned that you might not beat out that team from Russia...I hear they are a shoe-in for the gold.
they would definitely be our biggest competition
well, you know certain things that can increase the likelihood of a seizure, right? if I were you, I'd go with mountain dew & pixie sticks. ;)
eew! been there, done that. never again!
I thought that was used to induce vomiting...
that was brutal
hahaha :))
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