We Are So Cool!
Hobbitsister and I finally did our sister thing of the year! Somehow we got it in our pretty little heads to go, get this, to a batting cage! (Here's a good idea, let's go into a cage and have a machine shoo
t balls at us.) Who ever would've imagined? While I may have bad hand eye coordination, Hobbitsister is worse, so if you can imagine that, well, enough said. (A review of the batting cages we went to stated: "When they crank up the pitching machines to even 50 or 60 mph--the maximum [actually not the maximum, that would be 75], and approximately half of what a dominant Major Leaguer will throw--you can witness some seriously entertaining spectacles in the batting cages. You can even be an entertaining spectacle, and it won't cost you much more than a bruised ego.") One of the best parts of our sister bonding times is the randomness of it all. So off we went.
We went into it with one goal - to hit one ball. (Though when our father expressed confidence that we could at least do that, my next goal was to beat Hobbitsister.) We decided we had to take Erma and Scout along to take pictures, but then of course we couldn't make them just watch; they tried, too. Since Hobbitsister was brave enough to call the batting cage to inquire about cost and whatnot, I had to be the brave one who went first. (I think I got the better end of that deal.) So after finding a bat and putting on the nasty batting helmet that who knows who's worn (Hobbitsister was the brave one who put one on first), into the cage I went.
t balls at us.) Who ever would've imagined? While I may have bad hand eye coordination, Hobbitsister is worse, so if you can imagine that, well, enough said. (A review of the batting cages we went to stated: "When they crank up the pitching machines to even 50 or 60 mph--the maximum [actually not the maximum, that would be 75], and approximately half of what a dominant Major Leaguer will throw--you can witness some seriously entertaining spectacles in the batting cages. You can even be an entertaining spectacle, and it won't cost you much more than a bruised ego.") One of the best parts of our sister bonding times is the randomness of it all. So off we went.
We went into it with one goal - to hit one ball. (Though when our father expressed confidence that we could at least do that, my next goal was to beat Hobbitsister.) We decided we had to take Erma and Scout along to take pictures, but then of course we couldn't make them just watch; they tried, too. Since Hobbitsister was brave enough to call the batting cage to inquire about cost and whatnot, I had to be the brave one who went first. (I think I got the better end of that deal.) So after finding a bat and putting on the nasty batting helmet that who knows who's worn (Hobbitsister was the brave one who put one on first), into the cage I went.And I hit the very first ball that came at me!!! I
did it! I hit one!!! Yay! And then I hit more! Granted we started out with softballs, but I still hit 12 out of 20. Not bad, if I do say so myself. We then (accidentally) switched over to baseballs (which I would've wanted to do anyway). I got 10 out of I don't know how many because the shooter thing shot more than the 20 that it was supposed to. And the time after that I hit 16 out of some. So I hit 38 total! Go me! And Hobbitsister hit some, and Erma hit some (she won) and Scout hit some (no way I would've stepped into that cage at her
age.) We didn't even go with the slow pitch machine - we went for medium speed, which was
something like 55 mph. Go us. I'm sure the fact that I was wearing my Cuddyer shirt and Hobbitsister was wearing my Hunter shirt helped us, as did our player stances (sadly we know how some of the players, even on other teams, stand - the Ichiro Suzuki seemed to be the best), as did advice from Brendan Leonard on how it's done.
did it! I hit one!!! Yay! And then I hit more! Granted we started out with softballs, but I still hit 12 out of 20. Not bad, if I do say so myself. We then (accidentally) switched over to baseballs (which I would've wanted to do anyway). I got 10 out of I don't know how many because the shooter thing shot more than the 20 that it was supposed to. And the time after that I hit 16 out of some. So I hit 38 total! Go me! And Hobbitsister hit some, and Erma hit some (she won) and Scout hit some (no way I would've stepped into that cage at her
age.) We didn't even go with the slow pitch machine - we went for medium speed, which was
something like 55 mph. Go us. I'm sure the fact that I was wearing my Cuddyer shirt and Hobbitsister was wearing my Hunter shirt helped us, as did our player stances (sadly we know how some of the players, even on other teams, stand - the Ichiro Suzuki seemed to be the best), as did advice from Brendan Leonard on how it's done.Anyway, to sum up, it was great fun (I want to go again), we rock, and we're going to reward ourselves with ice cream. Yay for sister bonding time! Oh yeah, and I beat Hobbitsister, btw. :)

24 Comments:
brendan says it's ok if you don't hit the ball as long as you look good. is that really possible in a nasty helmet?
you didn't hit 38 balls i think you are lying cuz I HIT 39 BTW SO I WON :P
Yay! That sounds like so much fun -- and you guys are very brave!! Is that Ichiro with his knees together, btw?
And I'm sure it's possible, hobbitsister -- just imagine Mauer (or Santana;) in that helmet. ;)
well, of course mauer and santana look good in the helmets :)
and yes, ichiro is the one who stands like he has to use the bathroom
Where are you, melilot? I miss you! :(
i did too hit 38: 12 softballs, 10 baseballs, then 16 baseballs, thus making 38 :P
i'm here! but it took me so long to catch up and now it's so late, that i have to go to bed.
and yes, we did look good. :)
Yay!!! Welcome back! :D
aw sounds ilke fun! and something completely out of the blue hahah. congrats on looking good and getting 38 hits. What would the total be if you counted on how many times you were hit on? ;)
I sprayed the inside of the batting helmets at the Y with lysol. It kills 99.9% of germs. And you go girl!
the smell of lysol makes me vomit, though
that's because mom always sprayed it when we got sick
Chris's mom did that, too. In fact, she'd banish him to the couch and scrub his room then move him back in so she could scrub the living room. Very comforting when you're sick.
i figured out pretty early on with my kids that when they were all pukey and gross, they needed mom the most. so yes, i held them despite all the yuckiness. that's called being a mom.
yet another reason i don't want to be one
when you're a mom and it's your own kid, it's not such a big deal
that's what they always say. but i just don't buy that.
hey, i dealt with your puke, didn't i?
I don't think Mel's saying she couldn't, just that she wouldn't want to -- and I have to say I'm in agreement with her. ;)
i decided at work yesterday to adopt teenagers so i'm just making a 5 year commitment to people who can take care of themselves
and thank you for dealing with my puke (purple cousin feels your pain)
do you really want a teenager?!?!
better than a baby
i have one you could borrow
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