hobbitsister says i was my parents preshy weshy (which i always thought was spelled with an 'ie' but i guess she would know better)

apparently i'm not anymore. a few weeks ago my parents and i were talking about arranged marriages. they were talking about marrying me off to someone (don't remember who), and i said i felt like i was being sold for 15 cows. to which my mother responded, 'no, you're only worth 7 1/2 cows.'

then yesterday, my dad was talking about painting the house on saturday (which is cuddyer bobblehead night to which i'm going with him). he told me that i need to paint the part around the telephone and electric wires. i told him no cuz i'd die. to which he replied, 'then i'll get 2 bobbleheads!'