it's scary how i rub off on people

at work we have one long apron and a million short ones. a few of us like the long one, but the round the neck part has fallen apart. we don't want to get rid of it, so we hold it together with a paper clip. well, today as i was taking it off, i got stuck. the cook saw me and gave me a weird look, so i said, 'the stupid ghetto paper clip got caught in my hairnet.' to which he replied, 'that's what you get for being ghetto and paper clipish.'