My Dancing BOTW
Well, Naveen has said that he wishes he was more like Sayid. That implies that he's not enough like Sayid. That implies that it's time to move on.So, after seeing him in his WWII uniform last night, I simply had to choose
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Actually, I very could've chosen him after his rumba, too. Wow. That was so way sexy. I'd go on, but yeah, this is a family friendly site. We'll just leave it at saying it was sexy.
Maks is a Latin Ballroom champion. He was born on January 17, 1980 in the Ukraine. He started dancing at age 4, but when he was 13 he was in a skiing accident that almost cost him his leg. But then he had all sorts of surgeries and therapy and a metal rod inserted in his leg and more therapy and then he was up walking and running and dancing again! Go him!
Shortly after that his family moved to Brooklyn to give him and his brother (who's also a dancer) a better life. They had some trouble adjusting, especially with the whole language thing, but they made it. And he still has that whole accent thing going on, which is cute. (I think that's the right word. I think that in his case it's more cute than sexy.)Then Maks grew up to be one of the top dancers in the world. Then he started the Rising Stars Dance Academy, which is one of the best dance schools in the US. He also is a board member for the non-profit organization DanceTeamUSA, which promotes DanceSport for young people. Maks also has a production company, "Maksim Chmerkovskiy Productions," which organizes performances all over the world. Plus there's Dancing With the Stars. So basically, he's a very busy boy. But he'll find time for me. ;)

Let's see, what else is there about Maks...He seems fun. He works hard, but knows how to laugh, and obviously he's patient enough to teach. (So he can teach me!) He's 6'2" which is happy, and he has great body lines. When he dances he has great extension, and is super graceful, and all that.
Unfortunately, he's a professional dancer, which (until he teaches me) means that he'd be dancing with some other woman, which I wouldn't like. And it means he wears leotards on occasion. And it means that he's waxed more than I ever have. (But thankfully it doesn't mean he's gay - he's not.) And (not related to the dancing thing) his name is impossible to spell. Although that might not be so bad - it's better than having a boring last name.
Fortunately, though, he's a professional dancer, which means he can dance. That makes me happy. After all, he's my BOTW. That means I can rumba with him. ;)

34 Comments:
broller would love it if you dated a dancer.
linda - can i be a charter member of the fan club?
sorry linda - you're not first anymore cuz you used my name. i'm reposting your comments for you, though.
linda said:
1) WoW i'm the first to comment on the famous blog! i AM the dedicated founder of your fan club after all, though i don't always show it. :-)
Speaking of which, I'd like to formally ask everyone reading the I-am-a-hobbit blogs to seriously consider joining the fan club. The reasons (though obvious) shall be listed at another time when there is more space on my xanga. If you want to join (and if you don't i will personally beat you up), then all that is needed is a simple, "I'll join!" comment.
2) I'm surprised this BOTW is only 27 years old! He is way shy of your 38-year-old standards. But this BOTW is definately worth stealing this time... hehe... but i won't b/c I've revealed the whole starting-your-fan-club thing and then what kind of president would i be to steal your boys. on the other hand, it'd just go to show how good i think your taste is ;-)
3) This botw has very little "unfortunately"s against him! He doesn't smoke/drink (as far as we know), has no kids, not married, not gay, etc. Good choice.
i do have good taste, don't i? and yes, it would be very wrong for the president of my fan club to steal my boys from me. so thank you for not stealing.
oh, and yeah, maks is young. but i think that's a good thing. i think i'd rather rumba with a 27 year old than a 38 year old.
but you'd want to dance the laendler with a 38 year old, wouldn't you?
what's the laendler?? and aren't i already a member of melilot's fan club? i remember the night we had an im chat on her blog and set that up :)
your botw's done a lot in his life, considering he's only 27! i feel like i've done nothing! ... maybe i should learn to dance -- melilot, do you think your botw could teach me? ;)
i probably spelled laendler wrong - it's the dance the captain and maria do in the 'sound of music'
oh, yeah! i would've known that if you spelled it right! ;) (j/k -- had NO idea, but it's a good movie; just don't have it memorized and haven't seen it for a long time ... guess we might have to add that to our list of things to see when we all get together?;)
that list is pretty long - we'll have to spend several weeks together at the rate we're going
yay for spending several weeks together! :D
it's ok chelley - i've done less with my life than you have with yours, i mean, come on - i'm in my high school job.
of course i'd want to dance the laendler with a 38 year old! woo-woo! but that's a different style dance. (and yes, you spelled it right.)
oh, and no chelley - my botw cannot teach you to dance. or rather may not. i'm selfish like that. ;)
annoying broller is a great reason to date a dancer
miss "i've done less with my life" has been to europe. several times. remember?
that's right! good point, hobbitsister!
and don't you know how to hula dance? :)
i only can do as much hula as is on my workout tape, and two of those moves i can't do anyway. and yes, i've been to europe, but chelley, you have a master's degree and ccc's and a real job and a condo, and didder, you have a hubby and kids and an apartment and you homeschool and you travel around the country. so i guess none of us can say we've done nothing.
yes, we'll just have to agree on that :)
ok, fair enough
yup, and mel you've even tried on salsa dresses in Stokholm so that's pretty close to dancing with the stars!
ooh, i'm so jealous!
wow - trying on dancing dresses in the old part of stockholm - that does sound pretty cool.
so does walking under the stars in europe alone with a good-looking european man, but that was just kristian, so it doesn't count.
ooooh, who's kristian? ;)
he was one of the married teachers at my school :(
oh right! I forgot about that one. That definitely counts because he was a sweetheart. And you learned how to waltz there- or at least I learned, I'm not sure if you already knew how to so you waltzed in Europe - learning how.
when did we waltz in europe?
melilot ... a married man?! ;)
(i like to create drama:)
i saw his brother on a youtube clip :D ... and maks is much cuter :D
yeah, maks is hotter than val
In Chelm, Josh taught us to waltz one evening.
and then you married him? that's so sweet ... or is it a different josh? :)
30 posts? holy buckets!
buckets? Nope, sorry, different Josh. Is that scandelous? He (the dancer) was dating someone else at the time and he was teaching a bunch of us. My Josh can't dance :(
haha, oops! (sorry:) ... you guys could always get maks' video & learn together ... ;)
still don't remember that. where were we?
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