The Oscars - Fashion Police

(The fashion police would be me and didder, not any of those people like Joan Rivers who claim to know fashion but are either dowdy, ho-y, or bouffonty. This time it's just me, though, cuz it's my blog.)

Seriously lacking any excitement in fashion this year. Nothing stood out too much. And they didn't show anybody. I didn't realize til afterwards that there were none of the usual red carpet darlings there. No Angelina Jolie, no Catherine Zeta-Jones, no Jennifer Aniston, no Salma Hayek, no Halle Berry...What a dumb year! And of the people who were left, no one impressed me. But since I have to have comments...

Best Dressed - Reese Witherspoon (if I looked past the blah hair - which was the same blah hair she had at the Golden Globes - the dress in itself was beautiful) and Helen Mirren (she could've had more color, but the dress was age appropriate, and dignified for a lady who won the Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth II)

Best Hair - Jodie Foster (and the color of her dress was lovely)

Worst Dressed - Kirsten Dunst (what the heck was that?), Nicole Kidman (I'm glad she had a color, but the dress was ugly, what with its huge bow that looked like a parrot was perched on her shoulder), and Gwyneth Paltrow (she could be so regal looking - why does she choose such ugly dresses?)

Poofiest Dress - Penelope Cruz (I think it was even too poofy for a 4 year old to enjoy while playing dress-up)

Looked Most Like a Wedding Cake in a Fancy Bridal Magazine - Abigail Breslin (I'm glad she was in something that a 10 year old would choose, though - she looked cute)

Best Accesory - Jada Pinkett Smith (Will)

Ugliest Wrap Thing - Jennifer Hudson (thank heaven she took it off once she got in the building)

Worst Pockets - Jennifer Hudson (ladies do not stand with their hands in their pockets)

Most Annoying Hairdo - long straight blond hair all brushed to the left side (it was dumb and unglamorous on one person, why were there several?)

I guess that's all I can think of.

No Scarlett Johansson, no Liv Tyler, no Jennifer Garner, no Sandra Bullock, no Julia Roberts...