the nurse saved the day

the pills the dr. gave me have to be cut in half cuz i'm too small to need a whole one at a time. so i thought, ok, whatever, that makes them easier to swallow, right? and we have my grandpa's old pill cutter, so no problem. except that the pills are too big for the pill cutter, so all i ended up cutting was my thumb as i tried to wedge the pill into it. (got blood on the pill and everything.) anyway, i managed to somehow cut the one with the cutter, and then thought, hey, i work at a nursing home, i'll see if a nurse can do the others.

so i brought them all to work, and the nurse said, 'no i don't have a pill cutter. but they might have one upstairs so i'll go look for you.' so he did, but to no avail. so then he came back and told me to show them to him. so he took one, and just snapped it in half. just like that. it wasn't scored or anything, he just snapped it in perfect half. so then i gave him the rest and he snapped all those, too. yay nurse! now i don't have to cut myself to death on a pill cutter anymore!