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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Recent Additions to the Faculty of Dreamy Academy

In the comments of the last post of Dreamy Academy, I told of 2 new members of our staff, our busdriver Mr. Pullman, and our Driver's Ed. teacher Mr. O'Connell. I also mentioned our professor emeritus Mr. Presley. This term we have restuctured our current curriculum and are offering a wider variety of classes to better serve our student body, thus hobbitsister and I are pleased to announce the arrival of several new teachers, as well as some new support staff. So without further ado:

Mr. T. Gibson - Chemistry/Physics (Mr. Phifer has specialized in Biology)
Mr. Jackman - Math
Mr. Meier - Journalism
Mr. Gooding, Jr. - Ceramics
Mr. Perry - U.S. Geography (Mr. Smith will teaching World Geography)
Mr. Affleck & Mr. Damon - Home Ec.
Mr. Travolta - Dance (in the Gene Kelly Dance Studio)
Mr. Moore - ACT/SAT Prep.
Mr. Brady - Health (Mr. Deezer was kept extremely busy being the nurse, so with the hire of Mr. Brady, he will be better able to help those who are in need of his care)
Mr. Astin - Computer
Mr. Firth - Debate
Mr. O'Donnell - Phy.Ed. (Mr. Lucas will be focusing on Mechanics)
Mr. Stewart - American History (Mr. Pitt will be teaching World History and Mr. Depp will be teaching solely Lit.)
Mr. Spacey - Dean of Students
Mr. M. Gibson - Guidance Counselor
Mr. Van Dyke - Custodian
Mr. Riley who's not Riley - Hall Monitor
Mr. Everett - Lunch Lady
Mr. LeBlanc - Groundskeeper
Mr. Ullman - Assistant to the Groundskeeper
Mr. Kellerman - Announcements

2 Comments:

Blogger Autosmiler said...

how did you guys decide what people will teach?

Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 6:24:00 PM CST  
Blogger melilotnfosco said...

oh, it's very scientific. some of them are based on things that they know (ie. mr. kim knows korean and mr. travolta can dance), some of them are based on what they would be sexy teaching (ie. mr. halloway teaching shop), some are based on needing to liven up a subject a bit (ie. mr. arquette for calculus), and some are 'oh no! we forgot so-an-so! he needs a class to teach!' (ie. mr. firth and debate). we take great care in the hiring of our staff.

Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 1:00:00 PM CST  

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