Hanukkah BOTW
I better do this quick before 'The Office' is on again. (When you see a guy again, it makes it harder to dump him.)
Hannukah starts this week. How on earth can I celebrate with my botw if he's not Jewish? So since I want to celebrate cuz I claim I'm Jewish, I simply must have a Jewish boyfriend. And come on, it's Hannukah. How can I not choose
Adam Sandler
"Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah. Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah. Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights." How cool to get eight crazy nights. No wonder I want to be Jewish.
Adam was born on September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn but raised in Manchester, New Hampshire. He's 5'10, which again is pushing the height thing, but he's Jewish, so what can you say. At least he's taller than I am. He started doing stand-up when his brother dared him when he was 17. (See, brothers are good for something.) He went to college and graduated with a BA in fine arts, and shortly after that landed a recurring role on "The Cosby Show." From there he went to Saturd
ay Night Live, and then to his great movies like "Happy Gilmore" and "The Wedding Singer." Adam's comedy cd's have gone platinum, and he even has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Adam has his own production company, Happy Madison. Now that he's my botw, maybe he can hook me up with some great movie role and I can be a great actress and win an Oscar. Or at least an MTV people's choice award or whatever they call it. I could be so famous!
Adam is a private person. He doesn't give interviews in print and rarely gives tv interviews. He doesn't like big groups of people - he prefers small groups of friends (which is probably why his movies always have his friends in them).
Hannukah starts this week. How on earth can I celebrate with my botw if he's not Jewish? So since I want to celebrate cuz I claim I'm Jewish, I simply must have a Jewish boyfriend. And come on, it's Hannukah. How can I not choose
Adam Sandler"Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah. Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah. Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights." How cool to get eight crazy nights. No wonder I want to be Jewish.
Adam was born on September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn but raised in Manchester, New Hampshire. He's 5'10, which again is pushing the height thing, but he's Jewish, so what can you say. At least he's taller than I am. He started doing stand-up when his brother dared him when he was 17. (See, brothers are good for something.) He went to college and graduated with a BA in fine arts, and shortly after that landed a recurring role on "The Cosby Show." From there he went to Saturd
ay Night Live, and then to his great movies like "Happy Gilmore" and "The Wedding Singer." Adam's comedy cd's have gone platinum, and he even has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Adam has his own production company, Happy Madison. Now that he's my botw, maybe he can hook me up with some great movie role and I can be a great actress and win an Oscar. Or at least an MTV people's choice award or whatever they call it. I could be so famous!
Adam is a private person. He doesn't give interviews in print and rarely gives tv interviews. He doesn't like big groups of people - he prefers small groups of friends (which is probably why his movies always have his friends in them).
Wikipedia says that when he was young he had a speech problem that caused his jaw to move diagonally when he talked, but it went away after speech therapy. It still shows up when he gets emotional. I could continue to therapize him!
Adam also writes songs - the best of course being "I Wanna Grow Old With You," from "The Wedding Singer." One of the most romantic songs ever. And of course there's "The Hanukkah Song." (I don't know if I spelled it right. As if anyone does.)
He likes sports. Baseball and basketball are two of his favorites, which is cool, cuz I would like to go to more games, so we can go to them on dates. He also likes wrestling, though, which is something he's gonna have to watch with the boys, cuz as if I'm gonna watch it. That's okay, though. We can have some of our own interests.
Unfortunately, I think two of his interests are his wife and daughter. That may cause a problem for us. Cuz I would guess he's a good husband and father.
I think that sums it up for now. "Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah."
posted by melilotnfosco | 2:15 PM
4 Comments:
is the light blue for hanukkah? because otherwise it's hard to read. (ok, it's hard to read either way - what i meant was i'll excuse it if you're being jewish)
"dinah shore-a lights the menorah". 'the hanukkah song' and 'grow old with you' are two of the best songs ever. i should put them on erma's ipod.
yes, the blue is for hanukkah. would you like me to switch it? but then you've already read it, so it doesn't really matter really.
there - i switched 'em around for you. i like the color scheme better the other way, but it is probably easier to read this way. so there you go.
oh - and yes you should put those songs on erma's ipod.
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